若何措辞滑稽
diyizhongfangshi，jinxiuchangshifengshuobenshen。dierzhongfangshi，xuehuizichao。disanzhongfangshi，cuocizhiqianhaohaogouzaoyixiacuoci。chijiuduizhicuocijiunenggougoushoufangziruo，huodegenghaoderenjiganxi。
- 进修常识丰硕本身
xiangrangbenshenbiandehuaji，zheibutaiqingyi，qishouzheiyuxingqingyouguan，yeyuqingshangaotuyouguan。guranyeyouneizhongdadouqingshanghenshigaoderenkanyibianjiunenggougouxuehui，keshichengxianzheileihuanjinggailvhenshidedi。dadadoupingfanrenxianghuodebenshenxiangyaodegongjujiubiranyaojinli，nixiangbianhuaji，nenggoujingyouguochengjinxiuchangshiqufengshuobenshen，nibawodechangshiduole，duishiwudedongdegengshenrule，nicainengqingsongbawozheixiejiaose，jiuruxujianjiandeqiongnianleiyue，nijiunenggougoubawoliangduohuajihuajidecuocicaineng。
- 学会自嘲
zichaobingbushijianjianlvedandebenshenduibenshendedaqu，zichaoshiyizhonggaotiaolidehuaji，shiyimenyishu，yingyongzichaoshiyaozhuzhonghaosizhoudechangsuohebiaozhun，congxiaozanmendehushijiujiaodaozanmenbiranyaokanchangsuocuoci，changsuoduijiaojiyeyoubirandeshufuli。zichaoyeyiyang，zaihebenshendezunzhangtingzhixiangtongdeshichen，shoulianyidian，buyaoxixihaha。
- 措辞之前好好构造一下措辞
youliangduorencuocideshichenbudianmotounaoshuochulaidehuahencier，ruoshiniqishibuxiaodecuocizhiqianruohegouzaocuoci。benshennenggouduokankanduiyuzheifangmiandeshu，zengtiancihuiliang，cuocishijianghoujibofade，nidecibugoutianranjiubuxiaodeyingdangruohegouzaohaocuoci。
